i'm Lutheran.
Martin Luther: Leader of the Reformation and Inventor of the Snuggie
due to my frequent proclamations of my love for Lutheran doctrine/liturgy, carefree irreverence towards life, and belief that coffee and donuts after church are the third sacrament, this fact should be about as surprising as me saying i'm German.
i really do love being Lutheran, though. because although Lutheranism may carry a lot of heavy foam reminiscent of Catholic mass during some of our services (i.e. liturgy, creeds, etc), once you sip past it all & get to your creamy & delicious mocha underneath the foam, it basically provides, what i believe to be, the simplest and most true to scripture route to get to Heaven which is faith in Jesus Christ.
no need to live a specific lifestyle, wear certain clothes, pray to certain saints, have a certain amount of children, go confess to an intercessor, or feel burdensome guilt over what you've done...just admit when you've done wrong & ask forgiveness of the one person who really matters, and you're good to go.
there's a pretty succinct and accurate summary of the Lutheran doctrine called the Five Solas, which reads as follows:
sola scriptura - sola fide - sola gratia - solus Christus - soli Deo gloria
scripture alone - faith alone - grace alone - Christ alone - glory to God alone
although it looks a lot longer than what i said earlier (just having "faith in Jesus Christ"), it's still the same principle, just empowered by the specific parts that embody it.
scripture alone - the Bible is the inspired Word of God: a source through which He has chosen to reveal Himself to us, his people. it is therefore the source of any Doctrine and is accessible to all (not just priests & elders)
faith alone - faith in Jesus Christ, not good works or anything else, is the only way to achieve Salvation. this doesn't mean Lutherans believe that good works should be thrown out altogether (obviously living a life that is "pleasing in God's eyes" is something that one should strive for & naturally want when walking in a healthy relationship with Him), just that they're not at all necessary to earn God's love or salvation.
grace alone - the Salvation we receive comes strictly from God's grace. it is absolutely and unquestionably an unmerited gift that we haven't earned or deserved in any way, but receive anyway because of his undying love for us. (take that all of you denominations & religions that say you have to do this, wear that, & say this to earn God's favor & salvation because there's not a damn thing you can do! God's going to love you anyway, so HA!) it's a little humbling, i suppose, to have to admit that you're basically crap at your core, but shouldn't be too shocking a revelation since mankind, although absolutely capable of being loving, selfless, and kind, is, in its essence, a sinful & selfish race. this should also be extremely heartening, though, to know that God adores you in spite of your flaws and still wants nothing more than for you to be with Him in paradise.
Christ alone - Jesus is the only way to Heaven. he's also the only mediator between us & God since He was both human & divine, which means no pope, preacher, saint, or virgin can bring you any closer to God because you already have a direct and loving relationship with Him all by yourself.
glory to God alone - pretty much what it says, and similar to the grace alone principle. all glory in life is due to God alone. any good that we do is not because of our own talents or accomplishments, but because of the gifts God has given us. again, very humbling, but true nonetheless. besides, mankind needs to be taken down a peg or two on the whole ego front anyways. on the whole, we're all far too pleased with ourselves. when i was younger, my dad used to let my sisters & i sit on his lap & "drive" down some of the back alleys behind our house, which basically meant we had our hands on the wheel while he did all the real work, but to my sisters and i, we were the drivers. that's how i view the relationship between us & God when it comes to our accomplishments in life...we can hardly boast in anything we do when we're being completely guided & steered the entire way.
and there you have it! Lutheranism 101. take it or leave it if you don't like it or agree with it, but now, at least, you have a little bit of an idea behind what we believe. and really, from what i've heard from friends and others in other Christian denominations, it's pretty chill in comparison with a lot of other stuff out there. we're not big on the whole guilt for your sins thing since we understand that, on a cellular level, we're born to screw up on a daily basis.
like martin says, "sin boldly".
don't live life in fear of God's wrath, rather live in the peace & joy of His unending love for you.
amen & amen.
mjl.
Be a sinner and sin boldly, but more boldly have faith and rejoice in Christ.
- Martin Luther -